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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning high-level visions into expensive, buggy, unmaintainable technical debt.
Professional visionary, strategic thinker, and expert meeting-scheduler.
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You spend your day drawing abstract diagrams and approving budgets for products nobody asked for. Then you pivot.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still stare deeply into a whiteboard until people assume you have a plan.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent generates roadmaps based on sentiment analysis of social media.
Month 4
AI models simulate board approval for all your useless projects.
Month 7
A script kills every feature with a low predicted click-through rate.
Month 10
The AI replaces your voice in every meeting with synthesized enthusiasm.
Month 14 · D-Day
The board concludes an algorithm is cheaper and more decisive.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
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Annual Pivot Count
Infinity
Meeting-to-Code Ratio
99%
Buzzword Density
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
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