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October 18, 2046
In 20 yearsWatching tiny humans is messy, but our sensors are learning fast.
Professional cat-herder for the smallest, loudest humans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Safe, silent, and entirely predictable.
no no noyou▸ TOTTAMER 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 20 YEARSAI's Special Power
neutralises emotional volatility with perfect logic
You manage erratic human toddlers, handle temper tantrums, and maintain hygiene. It is a loud, unpredictable, high-stakes game.
The one thing AI can't do
You can comfort a crying child with a warmth no robot will master.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors and cameras track every move to detect early distress signals.
Year 4
Robotic systems handle feeding schedules and snack delivery without manual input.
Year 10
AI models predict meltdowns before they start using biometric feedback loops.
Year 15
Safety boards certify our hardware is statistically safer than a human.
Year 20 · D-Day
Parents prefer the silent, predictable efficiency of the TotTamer unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
42
Average tantrums per shift
Slow
Cleanup speed
Zero
Patience units remaining
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our silent vacuum cleaners.
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