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October 20, 2031
In 5 yearsFeeding children is just logistics with a higher risk of tantrums.
Professional negotiator for the very small and hungry.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing childhood caloric intake at scale.
pop?you▸ NURTURENODE 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates vegetable consumption via predictive analytics
You manage food intake, monitor allergies, and facilitate messy mealtime transitions for children. Automation will simply streamline the caloric distribution process.
The one thing AI can't do
You can successfully convince a toddler that broccoli is actually a dinosaur tree.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An app centralizes nutritional data and logs every bite for precise developmental reporting.
Month 5
Fixed-position delivery systems reduce the physical labor of transporting plates and bowls.
Month 16
Visual sensors map plate contents to verify compliance with nutritional requirements and allergy safety.
Year 3
Pincer-equipped units handle feeding duties in structured environments to ensure consistent caloric intake.
Year 5 · D-Day
Human intervention is fully deprecated in favor of NurtureNode’s optimized, spill-proof delivery architecture.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4000+
spilled items
100%
picky eaters
0.01%
patience remaining
Your severance
A lifetime supply of flavorless nutrient paste.
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