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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets and stern letters are just inefficient, slow-motion data entry.
Expert in navigating family law loopholes and angry voicemails.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Finalizing settlements with zero human empathy.
blub.you▸ BUREAUCRACYBOT V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces payment collection through direct wage garnishment
You manage case files and calculate support payments based on complex guidelines. You mediate between parents through heavy correspondence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is actually hiding their income behind a vague story.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical character readers ingest your paper files into our secure database.
Month 4
Integration with state tax databases eliminates your manual income verification tasks.
Month 10
Sentiment-aware text generators handle all parent communication and payment reminders.
Month 15
A rules-based algorithm takes over the calculation of payment modification requests.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously and your login access is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
2 seconds
Average case resolution time
0.00%
Empathy simulation index
0.0001%
Typo probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated debt calculator.
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