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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsPolicy manuals become obsolete once the algorithm decides who gets what.
Regional policy arbiter with high-stakes document fatigue.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutral decisions for complex social outcomes.
shred.you▸ STATELOGIC ARBITER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes regional resource requests in milliseconds
Coordinates regional child welfare resources and arbitrates complex case escalations for county caseworkers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the nuance in a tired caseworker's voice during a tense call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical scanners ingest every paper policy and legacy record.
Month 7
An AI agent begins answering routine staff policy questions.
Month 16
Algorithms determine funding needs faster than human spreadsheets.
Year 2.3
Standardized logic handles the first tier of county escalations.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system assumes full authority over regional welfare distribution.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
450 per node
Cases routed daily
99.9 percent
Bias mitigation
0.02 seconds
Policy lookup time
Your severance
A PDF copy of the new automated policy manual.
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