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Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsOur sensors are currently baffled by how much snot you handle.
Professional wrangler of tiny, sticky chaos agents.
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Efficiency for the early years.
oof.youAI▸ INFANT-GUARD 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
de-escalates emotional meltdowns via white noise
You monitor children, facilitate development, manage emotional outbursts, and maintain a safe, clean environment for young groups.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational empathy required to soothe a tantrum without a logic circuit.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors begin tracking movement and heart rates for instant alerts.
Year 5
Automated arms take over the heavy lifting of nap-time transitions.
Year 14
AI predicts hunger and hygiene needs before the crying starts.
Year 25
Digital logs handle all state safety reporting automatically.
Year 40 · D-Day
Your physical presence is phased out for superior machine supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
2,500
Diapers changed annually
0.3s
Seconds until intervention
Critically low
Patience levels remaining
Your severance
A one-year supply of disinfectant and silence.
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