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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthTeaching kids to make messes that a robot cleans in seconds.
Professional flour-wielder and child-wrangler.
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bzzt.youAI▸ JUNIORBAKER 2000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
keeps toddlers focused with hypnotic light displays
You manage flour-covered chaos and teach children the basics of measuring ingredients and operating hot ovens safely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a child is about to drop the entire bowl.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Interactive screens replace your verbal instructions during baking.
Month 7
Floors detect flour spills and trigger automated vacuum suction.
Month 20
Pre-measured ingredient capsules remove the need for manual scaling.
Year 2.6
Computer vision tracks children to prevent kitchen mishaps instantly.
Year 4 · D-Day
The JuniorBaker cell completes its first autonomous session.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
14
Average spills per hour
8 minutes
Child attention span
2kg
Flour wasted per session
Your severance
A lifetime supply of pre-baked, unburnt cookies.
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