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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsTeaching Python to kids who just want to play Minecraft is adorable.
Digital babysitter for future developers and current griefers.
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Patience is a hardcoded feature, not practice.
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monitors six screens of chaotic code simultaneously
You supervise digital exploration and basic coding concepts while managing the chaos of a classroom of children.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a child is fake-coding to look busy while secretly playing Minecraft.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Screen-based platforms replace your verbal instructions for basic Python syntax.
Month 6
Sensors identify player conflict and restrict access before the fight starts.
Month 15
Robotic pods monitor individual progress and adjust difficulty in real time.
Year 2
AI systems handle all classroom management and password reset requests.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The pods fully replace the human presence in the computer lab.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
12 minutes
Average patience per child
4 per week
Hours spent resetting passwords
99 percent
Minecraft creepers spawned
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic parenting module.
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