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Will AI replace Children's Services Consultant jobs? · Latest report #zwytiphf
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning human suffering into colorful slide decks for the board.
Expert in turning complex social crises into pivot tables.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning chaos into spreadsheets without the meetings.
glub.youAI▸ BUREAUCRAT-BOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite policy revisions in seconds
You draft reports on social work caseloads and suggest efficiency improvements for struggling government child protection agencies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the director is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes all your old reports and meeting notes.
Month 5
The AI starts generating the decks you usually spend days on.
Month 13
Algorithms predict agency resource needs faster than your spreadsheets.
Year 1.9
Bots simulate meeting feedback so you don't have to listen.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A single server replaces your entire consulting firm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Slides produced weekly
114
Meaningless acronyms used
0.02%
Actual impact on policy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our meeting-summary service.
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