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Will AI replace Chimney Sweep jobs? · Latest report #wxtwdcm8
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsSoot doesn't need a witness, just a very long vacuum hose.
Master of the narrow, dark, and very dusty void.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cleaning chimneys without the cough.
help!youAI▸ FLUE-VAC PRO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
sucks out soot with zero dust clouds
Clearing creosote and soot from residential flues using brushes and rods. Ensuring fireplaces are safe to operate again.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot a structural hairline crack that sensors might ignore.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors scan every inch of the chimney for hidden blockages.
Month 11
Robotic arms guide rotating brushes without needing a human.
Year 2.3
Powerful suction hoses collect every speck of loose debris.
Year 3.6
Software certifies the flue is clear based on camera feed.
Year 5 · D-Day
Humans stop entering chimneys forever as robots take control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
3 kilograms
Average soot intake
Zero
Climb-related complaints
0.01 percent
Fireplace safety errors
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium chimney brushes.
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