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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has already expired
the 1960s
Already deprecatedSoot is legacy code, and you are just a buggy patch.
Historical relic currently sweeping up the digital void.
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Cleaner flues without the lung damage.
stretchy.youAI▸ SOOT-B-GONE V1▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE 1960SAI's Special Power
vacuums soot from narrowest chimney flues
You climb chimneys to scrape out dangerous soot and ash. You are literally a relic of coal.
The one thing AI can't do
You were the only one who knew exactly which brick was loose.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1850
Better heating systems start to make your soot-stained existence redundant.
1920
Mechanical suction starts doing your job with significantly less coughing.
1950
Clean air acts make coal fires and your services luxury items.
1965
Gas heating becomes standard, ending your career forever.
Already
You are now purely a subject for Victorian-themed historical novels.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
Excessive
Average soot intake
Zero
Chimney fires prevented
None
Historical relevance
Your severance
A broom and a sense of impending history.
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