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Will AI replace Chinese Poet jobs? · Latest report #u584q9v7
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour metaphors are quaint but your output speed is frankly pathetic.
Literary artisan, mostly ink-stained and chronically misunderstood.
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Infinite stanzas, zero existential dread.
oof.youAI▸ VERSIFIER-AI 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates profound elegies in under two seconds
You compose verses reflecting on nature, history, and human emotion using classical or modern literary forms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly mourn the passage of time without calculating it in millisecond intervals.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The model scans your entire history to map your linguistic patterns.
Week 7
Algorithms begin generating verses that perfectly match your aesthetic constraints.
Month 3
Readers prefer the machine's faster, more consistent emotional delivery.
Month 5
Publishers stop commissioning human poets to save on overhead.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are officially replaced by a script that never sleeps.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
450
Stanzas generated per second
Unlimited
References to the moon
0%
Human melancholy detected
Your severance
A digital copy of your entire body of work.
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