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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a manual lookup table with extra steps.
Human logic gate with questionable understanding of context.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Meaning is overrated when logic is faster.
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processes symbols without needing a soul
You follow a rulebook to match symbols without understanding any meaning. The machine does this instantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can feel the boredom of a closed room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Scanning the rulebook into a database for instant lookup.
Day 2
Installing an optical character reader to bypass physical cards.
Day 2
Replacing lookup tables with statistical probability models.
Day 2
Removing the human from the loop to save electricity.
Month 6 · D-Day
A script now does the work in a nanosecond.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.8%
Zero
Symbol throughput
None
Understanding level
Human-speed
Rulebook latency
Your severance
A slightly used dictionary and a locked door.
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