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Will AI replace Chiropodist jobs? · Latest report #37bbmqfa
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October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsYou spend your days staring at bunions and hoping for retirement.
Professional toe-tamer and corn-remover for the weary-footed.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect feet without the awkward conversation.
oof.you▸ SOLESCAN PODIATRY UNIT V1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
maps plantar pressure zones in real-time
You treat foot ailments by trimming nails, removing calluses, and inspecting diabetic ulcers for infection and circulation issues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle shift in a patient's walk during a quick hallway gait analysis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map the pressure points of every foot entering your clinic.
Month 5
Robotic lasers trim nails with zero risk of drawing blood.
Month 13
Cameras detect infections better than your tired, strained eyes.
Year 2.2
3D printers manufacture your custom insoles while the patient waits.
Year 5 · D-Day
Your clinic is now a sleek, silent room with robotic pods.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
42
Calluses removed daily
12%
Percentage of smell tolerance
3000
Seconds spent avoiding eye contact
Your severance
One free lifetime supply of ergonomic foam insoles.
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