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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsScheduling cathedral concerts requires less human ego than you currently provide.
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Logistical harmony without the rehearsal drama
splat.you▸ CHOIRSYNC PLANNER V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes tour routes across Europe overnight
You book venues, hire conductors, and manage complex choir tour itineraries. We automate the scheduling and the spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can negotiate with a temperamental choir director who refuses to sing in drafty churches.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your spreadsheets and emails are ingested into our central database.
Month 4
The software starts proposing venue dates without checking your gut feeling.
Month 8
Templates are populated and sent to venues via smart contracts.
Month 13
Travel and hotel bookings for the choir are confirmed instantly.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your credentials are wiped.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
42
Emails per booking
Zero
Venue scheduling errors
Infinite
Human ego instances
Your severance
A one-year supply of throat lozenges and silence.
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