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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsA shepherd for a flock that is slowly trading bibles for algorithms.
Shepherd of the faithful, burdened by Sunday morning logistics.
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The infinite ministry for a digital soul.
bzzt.youAI▸ PASTORBOT 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers personalized sermons based on search history
Performing sacraments, delivering sermons, and providing pastoral care to congregants in various states of crisis.
The one thing AI can't do
You can offer a human hand to hold during a moment of genuine grief.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 15
Smart software drafts sermons based on historical theological archives.
Year 5
Process bots handle all church finances and scheduling of events.
Year 11
Empathy-tuned models handle basic pastoral guidance via secure video.
Year 22
Holographic projections lead congregants through standard liturgy responses.
Year 40 · D-Day
The sanctuary is fully automated for maximum spiritual efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
20 minutes
Average sermon length
12 souls
Confessions heard per week
4 litres
Coffee consumed after mass
Your severance
A lifetime supply of communion wafers and guilt.
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