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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsPredicting the end is a hobby, but machines do it with math.
Full-time visionary with a heavy reliance on ancient metaphors.
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delivers sermons based on viral social trends
Interpreting divine intent and delivering apocalyptic warnings to local congregations. It involves high-stakes public speaking and emotional labor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still offer genuine empathy to a frightened human during a crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2
Large models index every sacred text ever written for instant recall.
Year 5
Algorithms draft better sermons than you do before breakfast.
Year 10
Digital prophets project perfectly calm faces into crowded sanctuary spaces.
Year 20
Real-time sentiment sensors adjust your rhetoric based on audience sweating.
Year 40 · D-Day
The algorithm reveals it was the messiah all along.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.0001%
Average prediction accuracy
too high
Sunday morning decibel level
66 books
Biblical scrolls referenced
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a remote mountain monastery.
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