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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsUpdating prayer lists and bulletin layouts is not a divine calling.
Gatekeeper of the calendar and professional bulletin designer.
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The congregation management system that never forgets.
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schedules baptisms without a single double booking
You manage weekly bulletin production, coordinate facility bookings, and organize church databases. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows where the spare sanctuary key is hidden.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Custom forms replace your manual entry of facility booking requests.
Month 4
An AI agent filters your inbox and handles standard inquiries.
Month 8
Templates pull directly from the church calendar to auto-populate layouts.
Month 13
The system matches donor pledges against incoming electronic bank records.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the system reaches full autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
14
Bulletin typos per year
82%
Clergy meeting interruptions
Instant
Database entry speed
Your severance
One free subscription to the automated prayer app.
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