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October 23, 2027
In 12 monthsYou are just a free photo filter that prays.
Professional slide-flipper and accidental social media manager.
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auto-tunes worship songs into trending loops
You make slide decks for sermons and post grainy videos to social media.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if the elderly congregation hates the new font choices.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized sermon slide templates remove the need for manual design.
Month 3
AI models automatically chop and caption your messy service footage.
Month 6
Bots take over posting your uninspired updates to social media.
Month 9
Software syncs lyric timing perfectly with the audio input feed.
Month 12 · D-Day
The intern's credentials expire as the software manages everything autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
40/week
hours spent fixing PPT
negative 12%
youth appeal
8 daily
average font choice errors
Your severance
A lifetime supply of church coffee coupons.
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