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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsBlessings are now being auto-generated by the cloud.
Professional shepherd of wandering digital sheep.
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delivers sermons via high-definition projection
You conduct Sunday services, deliver sermons, perform weddings, and provide spiritual counseling to your parish members.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold a hand in silence when words fail.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts drafting homilies based on lectionary data.
Month 4
Chatbots begin handling routine spiritual FAQ inquiries.
Month 13
Sensors and screens take over the order of service.
Year 2
Smart systems manage building maintenance and energy efficiency.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The parish switches to fully autonomous spiritual delivery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
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Sermons written per week
Infinite
Coffee hours endured
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Spiritual guidance latency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital prayer beads.
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