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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour sermon slides are basically just high-budget memes for the converted.
Master of the pulpit and the parquet court.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The gospel truth, now automated and pixel-perfect.
oof.youAI▸ FAITHBOT-PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
livestreams the service while coaching the team
You manage digital content streams and website updates while coaching youth sports on the side.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly transition between a hymn and a missed layup.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart cloud encoders take over your manual scene transitions.
Month 6
Generative tools create your church reels from sermon footage.
Month 12
An agent pulls weekly announcements from internal databases automatically.
Month 16
Motion capture drones run basketball drills with perfect precision.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire digital ecosystem.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
20ms
Livestream latency
400
Slides per minute
9001
Basketball plays generated
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a digital-only monastery.
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