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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsOrganizing pickup basketball games is hardly a divine calling, is it?
Amateur referee, professional roster wrangler, hobbyist gym-janitor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The lord of the court, minus the referee
squeeze.youAI▸ PARISHPLAY AUTOMATOR V1.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
enforces game rules via overhead sensor array
You reserve the church gym and manage sign-up sheets. You mediate arguments over bad calls during informal matches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a player is truly about to blow a fuse.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An app replaces your paper sheets with instant booking and alerts.
Month 7
Automated entry systems remove the need for your physical keys.
Month 20
Small robotic vacuums keep the court clean without your intervention.
Year 2.7
Vision-guided systems detect fouls faster and with less bias.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system runs the gym entirely without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4.2
Average fouls disputed per hour
99%
Sheets of paper wasted
88%
Gym booking accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the digital gymnasium.
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