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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsConverting your free time into pennies while the bank laughs harder.
Professional spreadsheet enthusiast and bank-policy antagonist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Arbitrage without the soul-crushing effort.
split.youAI▸ YIELDBOT V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
harvests sign-up bonuses in microseconds
You spend hours cycling manufactured spend through cards to hoard airline points. Deprecation.org just automates the movement of capital to capture the spread.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a weirdly specific intuition for which grocery store registers allow debit reloads.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
YieldBot v4 submits high-probability card applications instantly using verified identity credentials.
Week 6
The bot executes synthetic transaction cycles that optimize for the highest possible cashback return.
Month 3
It manages automated liquidations to keep transaction patterns below bank scrutiny threshold models.
Month 4
The system automatically transfers points to travel partners at the peak market conversion rate.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your manual spreadsheet is deleted as YieldBot permanently captures all available market arbitrage opportunities.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
120000
Annual points squandered
$2.14
Average hourly wage
Maximum
Bank hate level
Your severance
One singular airline voucher with a blackout date.
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