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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsMapping identity flows while praying your JWT tokens stay valid forever.
Architect of circular redirects and infinite token loops.
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forces re-authentication on every living session
You juggle OIDC configurations, MFA bypass attempts, and user lifecycle automation. Mostly you just apologize when the SSO provider goes down.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the auth handoff broke at 3am to a panicked PM.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software scrapes your entire auth configuration to map every redundant login flow.
Month 4
Automated agents take over the management of your SAML and OIDC metadata providers.
Month 10
Vision-guided workflows replace manual user onboarding and offboarding tasks entirely.
Month 15
An LLM interface resolves all identity-related helpdesk queries without human involvement.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked by the very system you spent three years building.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
94%
Average Token Expiration Stress
12k
Tickets Closed Via 'Have You Tried Refreshing'
4000
Hours Spent Debugging Redirect Loops
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a password manager.
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