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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou get paid to watch movies; the server does it faster.
Tenure-track dreamer lost in a sea of film reels.
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Infinite film analysis, zero tenure required.
help!youAI▸ LECTURESYNTH PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates infinite lectures on obscure silent films
Analyses film theory and historical movements. Grades student essays on semiotics and narrative structure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the precise moment a student stops pretending to be interested.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan every film journal to build the brain.
Month 7
Vision models score essays on film theory markers.
Month 16
High-fidelity holograms deliver your syllabus lectures daily.
Year 2.3
Large language models handle student questions about narratives.
Year 3 · D-Day
The department replaces physical lecture halls with VR pods.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
8 minutes
Average student attention span
42
Semesters of monotone reading
12,000 litres
Coffee consumed while grading
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's streaming service.
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