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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsEnjoy your final popcorn before the projector runs itself into retirement.
Professional curtain-raiser and chronic candy inventory tracker.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The theater that never needs a manager.
help!you▸ CINEAUTOMATE PRO-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
autonomously overrides every Friday night projection schedule
Oversees projection schedules, manages floor staff, tracks inventory, and handles customer complaints about sticky floors.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know exactly which sticky spot on the carpet ruins every movie night.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software automatically optimizes showtimes based on real-time foot traffic.
Month 6
Sensors in the stock room order supplies before you notice shortages.
Month 15
Cameras detect spills and deploy cleaning bots to specific aisles.
Year 2
Automated units detect and fix film errors without human intervention.
Year 3 · D-Day
The cinema functions perfectly without a human manager on premises.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
40 lbs
popcorn waste per week
zero
unresolved projection glitches
95 percent
staff turnover rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired concession stand candy.
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