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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYour career has the nutritional value of a stale popcorn kernel.
Master of the scoop, guardian of the butter pump.
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Perfectly buttered misery every time.
oof.youAI▸ KERNEL-BOT 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
dispenses exactly eight ounces of yellow grease
You scoop pre-popped corn into buckets and upsell soft drinks to impatient moviegoers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a kid is lying about having a student ID card.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Dynamic pricing algorithms start tracking your peak concession sales.
Month 3
Touchscreen kiosks handle the payment and liquid portion control.
Month 15
Sealed industrial popping units replace the messy manual kettle.
Year 2.1
Overhead hoppers gravity-feed perfect portions directly into waiting buckets.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your lobby stall is removed to make room for automated kiosks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
450
Buckets filled per shift
12%
Butter spill percentage
0%
Patience for teenagers
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired Raisinets.
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