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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour artistic vision is just a prompt that lacks enough compute.
Visual storyteller, mostly in meetings about lens choices.
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Perfect frames without the mood swings.
split.youAI▸ LENSMASTER AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates perfect depth-of-field without human input
You plan camera angles and light sets for marketing shoots. Then you manage scripts and oversee filming crews.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still argue with a director about why the golden hour matters.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software reads your scripts and auto-generates perfect lighting schematics.
Month 6
Robotic arms handle all tracking shots with zero human vibration.
Month 12
Real-time rendering renders your entire location scout obsolete.
Month 16
Smart LED arrays adjust color temperature based on sensor data.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system finishes the final cut without a human manager.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Excessive
Average ego per project
4.2
Seconds spent framing shots
14%
Human error rate in lighting
Your severance
A vintage light meter and a firm handshake.
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