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June 28, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsPowerPoint decks explaining why the last PowerPoint deck failed to deliver.
Expert in turning vague client panic into billable hours.
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help!youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes expensive strategy decks in seconds
You produce strategic roadmaps and digital transformation frameworks. You turn complex IT problems into expensive, abstract advisory documents.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can look a CEO in the eye and lie perfectly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your internal project archives are fed into our neural network.
Month 6
Templates replace your manual slide deck creation process entirely.
Month 15
Virtual meeting avatars collect requirements and map them to outcomes.
Year 2
Automated spreadsheets replace your manual financial forecasting models.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
Clients prefer the algorithm's cold logic to your human advice.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
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Slides produced daily
18
Buzzwords per page
99%
Client confusion score
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