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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthGravity is the only law your boss hasn't figured out yet.
Professional daredevil with a flair for the dramatic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect acrobatics without the insurance premiums.
glub.youAI▸ SPECTACLEDRONE X-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
projects perfect holograms of human danger
You perform physical stunts, rehearse complex routines, and manage high-stakes risk daily to entertain live audiences.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly how to land when the rigging fails mid-act.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
Sensors map the stress points in your current tent rigging.
Month 9
Precision sprays apply your stage face in under sixty seconds.
Month 22
High-lumen beams create illusions that never trip or tear.
Year 3
Swarm drones mimic your movements with perfect, math-based grace.
Year 4 · D-Day
The arena lights dim for the final human performer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
Zero
Accidental falls avoided
4,000
Hours spent stretching
99%
Costume glitter density
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a boring office cubicle.
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