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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career path involves more hoops than a geometry final exam.
Performing artist with a high tolerance for glitter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Realer than the real thing.
split.you▸ ANIMATRONICSPECTACLE V.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers flawless tricks without needing snacks
Performing choreographed physical feats under bright lights for an unpredictable human audience. You are the show's main attraction.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly when the crowd has stopped laughing and started feeling uncomfortable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Motion capture suits record every leap to feed our movement models.
Month 3
Holographic overlays hide the fact that the stage is empty.
Month 12
Silent animatronic frames replace living performers in low-risk acts.
Month 16
Audiences confirm they prefer not worrying about your animal moods.
Year 2 · D-Day
The final curtain falls on your employment as the system takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
14
Average stunts per show
20 lbs
Daily snacks for compliance
0%
Percentage of dignity remaining
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry kibble.
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