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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour slapstick routine is just a high-latency algorithm with poor error handling.
Professional purveyor of forced whimsy and oversized footwear.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Consistent laughs without the existential dread.
split.you▸ JESTER-BOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly timed pratfalls via hydraulic stabilizers
Performing physical comedy, applying greasepaint and exaggerated costumes, and using props to entertain audiences under a big top.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the chaotic spark of humanity that cannot be mapped in code.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
Sensors map your most effective physical comedy movements for optimization.
Month 17
Precision spray-nozzles apply your signature greasepaint look with robotic accuracy.
Year 2.4
Mechanical assistants take over the heavy lifting of your physical props.
Year 3.1
Cameras track laughter and eye contact to refine the routine.
Year 4 · D-Day
A silent machine performs your act flawlessly to a packed house.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
99.9%
Average pie-to-face accuracy
Zero
Total existential crises per shift
Infinite
Balloon animal complexity index
Your severance
A lifetime supply of squeaky shoes and confetti.
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