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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsGravity is the only thing keeping you in a job.
Professional gravity-defier and accidental floor-cleaner.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision throwing for maximum aerial efficiency.
help!youAI▸ JUGGLERMATIC PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains perfect rhythm under strobe lighting
You throw things in the air and try to catch them without making a mess.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform while making intense eye contact with a terrified child.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High speed cameras record every single throw and catch trajectory.
Month 7
Algorithms determine the exact force needed for zero-error flight paths.
Month 16
Overhead tracks are mounted to ensure precise item delivery loops.
Year 2.2
Mechanical arms start juggling with inhuman, repetitive consistency.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your props are replaced by sensors and pneumatic catch-bins.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4
Average drops per hour
3
Objects currently in air
High
Tension levels in shoulders
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tennis balls and glitter.
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