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Will AI replace Circus Lion Tamer jobs? · Latest report #tajitxpg
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour job is literally just teaching cats to avoid arson.
Professional cat herder for the world's largest housecats.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Safer stunts with higher success rates.
oof.youAI▸ BIGCATTRAINER X-1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
projects holographic bait to guide big cats
You coach big cats to perform stunts like leaping through fire and balancing on spheres. You handle dangerous wildlife.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific courage to walk away from a confused, angry apex predator.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Cameras record every lion reaction to refine AI training models.
Month 6
Sensors release meat rewards precisely when the lion lands perfectly.
Month 18
Robotic platforms stabilize the balls so lions never lose balance.
Year 2.6
Precision flame jets ensure hoops burn at optimal, safe temperatures.
Year 4 · D-Day
Autonomous cages and machines replace the need for human presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
too many
Lion bites per year
high
Hoop fire intensity
low
Circus ball stability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of raw steak and catnip.
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