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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsEnjoy your final years of walking in circles for the government.
Professional pavement navigator, weather enthusiast, and package heavy-lifter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The mail arrives, even when you are tired.
toast.youAI▸ PARCELPATH UNIT 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
navigates ice and snow without slipping
You walk mapped routes to deliver mail and packages while battling bad weather and heavy satchels.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the strange, innate ability to find the house with no address numbers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Satellite imagery finishes mapping every porch and gate for the fleet.
Month 7
New machines replace your morning station sorting ritual entirely.
Month 16
Autonomous delivery carts start roaming the quietest suburban routes first.
Year 2.2
The laws change to allow unmanned robots on public sidewalks.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The final route is handed to the robots and you are finished.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
20,000
Steps walked daily
Infinite
Barking dogs ignored
35 pounds
Weight of regret
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium insoles and ointment.
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