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Will AI replace City Mail Carrier jobs? · Latest report #m6js2xx9
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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsWalking in circles is a terrible way to spend a career.
Professional pavement-pounder and local barking dog enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Delivering faster than your tired feet ever could.
squeeze.youAI▸ ROUTE-RUNNER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates obstacles with aggressive robotic pathfinding
You sort letters in the morning and walk a mapped neighborhood route to deliver them all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret a handwritten address that looks like a drunken spider crawled across it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors identify the fastest walking route to save ten minutes.
Month 9
Lightweight parcels begin floating over your head instead of walking.
Month 22
Machines categorize your mail bags before you even wake up.
Year 2.9
Small rolling robots take over delivery in flat city centers.
Year 4 · D-Day
The final letter carrier is replaced by a fleet of walkers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
18,000
Average steps per day
3
Dogs you fight daily
100 percent
Junk mail efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium blister bandages.
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