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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsConverting park beauty into spreadsheets before the grass grows over you.
Professional budget-balancer, contractor-wrangler, and park-bench enthusiast.
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Automated lawn and logic management.
help!youAI▸ CIVICGROUNDS-AUTO V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules tree pruning without human complaints
Coordinates park maintenance, manages landscaping contractors, and tracks infrastructure repair budgets across city green spaces.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a disgruntled citizen is about to storm a council meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Satellite sensors map all city park assets into one database.
Month 6
AI logic handles all contractor procurement and pricing negotiations automatically.
Month 15
Software triggers work orders before equipment breaks or grass grows wild.
Year 1.9
Smart chatbots resolve resident complaints with soothing, pre-approved logic strings.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
City parks operate with zero human administrative input or oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
12 million
spreadsheet rows processed
4,200
contractor emails ghosted
3 years
park bench maintenance delay
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium park grass seed.
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