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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour case load will be processed faster by a linear regression.
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Closing cases before the judge even arrives.
ow.you▸ LITIGATE-O-MATIC PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds legal loopholes in microseconds
You draft criminal charges and negotiate plea deals while reviewing evidence logs and managing court dockets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle hesitation in a witness during cross-examination.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scanners ingest and categorize thousands of pages of discovery evidence.
Month 4
Software agents propose mathematically optimized plea deals based on outcomes.
Month 11
Algorithms automatically organize and prioritize all pending case files.
Month 20
Smart templates generate all formal criminal complaints instantly.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The courtroom is fully digitized and human prosecutors are retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200 hourly
Plea deals signed
0.02 seconds
Case file latency
Zero needed
Courtroom presence
Your severance
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