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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour ability to bill by the hour is your only true precedent.
Master of wigs, robes, and very expensive desk clutter.
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delivers crushing final closing arguments
You draft complex legal pleadings and perform oral advocacy in court. We are currently training models to do both.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the judge's subtle facial expressions during a high-stakes cross-examination.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts flagging every single relevant document in your discovery piles.
Month 5
Smart software writes your pleadings in seconds rather than days.
Month 13
Algorithms predict judge rulings based on historical data and bias.
Year 2.2
Courts allow AI entities to submit filings directly without lawyers.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your wig is officially designated as a historical novelty item.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
100%
Billable hours saved
Zero
Legal errors made
Minimal
Courtroom presence latency
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