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Your job has an expiration date
September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour disaster plans are just spreadsheets waiting for a better algorithm.
Expert in turning existential threats into 50-page PDF documents.
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Predicting chaos faster than you can file.
bzzt.you▸ CRISISLOGIC CORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises evacuation paths in real time
You draft emergency response plans and maintain inter-agency communication protocols for regional crises. Your output is mostly documentation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a policy will fail because of local politics, not logic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent scrapes your archives to create a central database.
Month 5
Software replaces manual drafting of standard emergency response plans.
Month 10
AI systems take over inter-agency messaging and exercise scheduling.
Month 16
Algorithms predict crisis outcomes better than human committee consensus.
Month 22 · D-Day
The department is fully autonomous with no human sign-off needed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
12 cups
Coffee consumed per crisis
4,200
Documents needing signatures
88 percent
Meetings about meetings
Your severance
A laminated copy of your last rejected disaster protocol.
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