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December 31, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsYour billable hours are a rounding error for my inference engine.
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finds precedents that do not exist
You parse case law and draft pleadings to shield clients from litigation. My software does that in seconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a judge is annoyed during a hearing.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
The AI scans your entire case archive to map your strategies.
Month 5
Scripts generate all standard pleadings without your manual input.
Month 12
Neural nets highlight every relevant line in million-page discovery sets.
Month 19
Clients prefer the AI's instant, data-backed settlement risk assessments.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
Your firm replaces your office lease with a single server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
1000x faster
Document processing speed
perfect
Case law recall
all of them
Billable hours saved
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