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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour parking ticket career expires when the cameras start looking down.
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issues instant fines using license plate scanning
Patrolling assigned zones to monitor parking regulations and issuing penalty charge notices to vehicles in violation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a driver is lying about their parking time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Fixed sensors start tracking vehicle presence on every street block.
Month 7
Automated vision software replaces manual terminal entry for plate checks.
Month 15
Violations are automatically mailed, removing the need for paper tickets.
Year 2
Algorithms handle all driver appeals instantly without human staff intervention.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The final foot patrol is retired in favor of continuous monitoring.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
22,000
Daily steps walked
14%
Ticket appeal rate
High
Abuse incidents
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the very lots you patrolled.
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