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December 4, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthTeaching structural integrity to students while your own career collapses.
Tenured academic (mostly LaTeX, slightly weary of undergraduates).
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delivers lecture series to ten thousand students
Instructs students in geotechnical mechanics and concrete theory while managing university research grants. Delivers lectures on structural analysis and mentors graduate students through tedious thesis defenses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific truss design feels wrong intuitively during a review.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
System ingests all textbook data to output perfect lecture slides for the upcoming semester.
Month 7
Algorithms analyze student code and structural models to provide instant feedback without human intervention.
Month 18
LLMs replace doctoral advisors by checking thesis math and citing relevant papers around the clock.
Year 2.2
Machine generates and submits competitive research applications, guaranteeing funding success through superior data synthesis.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
University replaces tenured faculty with a single rack-mounted server to minimize operational overhead.
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