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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ability to summarize medical records is just inefficient data compression.
Legal researcher and professional reader of extremely dry PDFs.
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Discovery drafted before the ink hits paper.
oof.youAI▸ LITIGAGENT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters discovery documents into instant trial exhibits
You parse complex medical files and draft legal documents for attorneys. Your desk is a paper-shredding museum.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a specific attorney is about to have a mid-trial meltdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software extracts and organizes patient history from raw PDFs.
Month 5
Generative models produce compliant discovery requests in mere seconds.
Month 10
Automated scanners cross-reference every citation against real legal databases.
Month 15
Digital platforms replace physical tabs with interactive evidence navigation links.
Month 19 · D-Day
The legal department goes fully autonomous and deletes your login profile.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Infinite
Medical record processing speed
0.0001%
Average document drafting error rate
0
Hours spent staring at PDF
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a document cloud service.
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