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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning endless policy drafts into actual silence for the taxpayer.
Expert in turning budget requests into unreadable prose.
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Policy writing without the lunch break.
ow.youAI▸ BUREAUCRAT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
redacts classified information in real time
Synthesizes complex regulatory data into briefing documents and monitors departmental performance metrics to inform government decision-making.
The one thing AI can't do
You can navigate the nuanced political fallout of a typo in a redacted report.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models generate initial policy drafts from raw data.
Month 5
Software pulls real-time performance metrics directly from agency servers.
Month 10
Digital agents represent your department in internal administrative committee calls.
Month 15
Vision models instantly scrub sensitive data from public-facing documents.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over ministerial reporting and policy drafting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,000
Pages drafted annually
60 percent
Time spent in committee
12 liters
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our policy-checking plugin.
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