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Will AI replace Civil Servant Science Policy Advisor jobs? · Latest report #sa28bc4h
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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour draft policy memos are just Markov chains with better font choices.
Bureaucratically rearranging deck chairs on the sinking ship of state.
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Paperwork processed before you finish coffee.
brr.you▸ BUREAUCRATIC-AGENT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters white papers into infinite loops
Synthesize technical research into policy briefings and manage stakeholder feedback loops. You write words that nobody actually reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a cabinet minister stops listening to your presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your document templates are absorbed into the database.
Month 3
AI starts drafting the first version of routine memos.
Month 10
Bots simulate feedback cycles to replace human email chains.
Month 16
The system generates entire legislative white papers autonomously.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human oversight is officially removed from the policy pipeline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
400
Memos written per year
99%
Average word count ignored
1000%
Policy cycles shortened
Your severance
A shredder and a lifetime subscription to stamps.
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