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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsForms are just databases that have given up on life.
Professional gatekeeper of the infinite digital filing cabinet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Paperwork processed before it is even filed.
squeeze.youAI▸ BUREAUCRACYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies every application in parallel
You shuffle digital folders, verify ID documents, and manage endless queues of bureaucratic correspondence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a genuine signature on a physical document by its slight ink tremor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
OCR scanners read your PDFs better than your tired eyes ever could.
Month 3
AI handles your email inbox and answers status queries instantly.
Month 6
Robotic software updates your dusty database entries without a single typo.
Month 10
Algorithmic sorters organize your entire workflow into non-existent waiting lines.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the cabinet closes for good.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
0.02 seconds
Average form processing time
Zero
Stamps licked annually
Negative infinity
Frustration level during audit
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our stamp-licking simulation app.
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