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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour desk clutter is just data waiting for a faster format.
Expert at navigating nested folders and bureaucratic purgatory.
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denies applications with lightning speed
You review applicant files, verify eligibility documents, and manually input data into legacy government databases all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a claimant is lying just by their tone of voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart vision models start reading your incoming mail for you.
Month 4
An agent links your mail scanner directly to the database.
Month 8
Scripts flag simple eligibility cases before you even touch them.
Month 15
An AI chatbot answers the standard applicant status questions now.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system finishes the final audit and locks you out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
Forty-two
Files processed per day
Eight
Coffee breaks taken
Daily
Legacy system crashes
Your severance
One stapler and a stack of blank carbon paper.
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