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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning policy into endless spreadsheets until the heat death of Whitehall.
Master of the Gantt chart and the polite deflection.
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Processing public policy with zero human friction.
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You track milestones in government projects, wrangle stakeholders, and write briefings that no one reads for ministers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the complex art of explaining a failure as a success.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sensors pull project data directly from logs without you asking.
Month 7
Language models generate perfectly boring ministerial notes instantly.
Month 14
An algorithm manages all departmental meetings and scheduling loops.
Month 20
AI predicts Treasury outcomes to bypass your business cases.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Excessive
Coffee-to-spreadsheet ratio
4,200 daily
Emails sent to oblivion
12 annually
Ministers ignored
Your severance
A stale tea voucher and a stern email.
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