Retrieving the file
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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Civil Service Researcher jobs? · Latest report #2cyjq8yn
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou exist to summarize files for bosses who ignore your summaries anyway.
Master of the circular file and footnote enthusiast.
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Summarizing truth into compliance since 2026.
ow.youAI▸ BUREAUCRAT-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite datasets into one lie
You hunt down obscure policy data and draft reports for bureaucrats. Your life is footnotes and stale coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which department head is currently lying about the budget data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent starts reading your internal archive records.
Month 5
Large language models generate your first three policy briefs.
Month 10
Your boss starts trusting the machine summaries over your own.
Month 15
The research team is merged into a single server rack.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your credentials expire while you are fetching more coffee.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
200
Pages read daily
98%
Reports filed in trash
4 liters
Coffee intake
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to the national archive.
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